Wizard-Lock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mask of Infamy]

VERY FUCKING PRETENTIOUS OH MY GOD

BUT I VOTE 5

[Hot Cakes 5]

10/10 my lapto p is full of cum

[The button crapiest movie ever]

TEN OUT Of TEn

OFF THE CHAIN!

Carr0tcake responds:

Wow, thanks. This really made my day!

[LL - Saṃsāra]

>tfw liplock is better at making flash than me and I've been doing it way longer lel
don't worry I voted 5 and my vote is worth 9.13 heheee

LipLawk responds:

Thank you, Wizard. xD

You're probably way faster at it than I am, though! And waaaaaaay more likely to finish what you start! I take forever... and I spent all of yesterday contemplating whether I should even bother submitting it cuz it isn't as good as I wanted it to be.

[Super Driver]

Terrible. You should be ashamed. 5/5

[[LL] - Petting Zoo]

oy veyyy

[About Love]

Man, this was fucking gay.

The animation is shit tier, sorry. Even people who animate lock faces on inanimate objects can do a better job than this. Five years ago this would have gotten you laughed off the website. Now it's front page? Fuck this site has gone down the shitter.

WOW a pro-LGBT video? So fucking progressive and unique. No one has THOSE opinions in the year 2014. Videos like this just reek of the author manipulating people for their personal gratification. "Look at me, I'm ACCEPTING the gays! Aren't I rare and unique?" No. No you're not. If you want to be special then join the fucking KKK or become a communist. That will get you more attention, trust me.

Back to the actual content review: the animation is pretty non-existent and the animation that takes place is incredibly bland. The art really isn't that great; it looks blobby and weirdly lifeless. A majority of the video is just writing over a slowly moving image.

Music is annoying and stock, no big deal.

Voices... yeah whatever. Pretty average for this kind of thing.

The best part about pro-homosexual videos is you can ALWAYS tell the author has an agenda, whether it's attention for themselves or some sort of dumb fetish. Most of the time it's both. Gay men are not your pets and will not be your best friend like in Will & Grace.

IcedFoxPro responds:

I would accept all comments except one, that being that I have an agenda. Firstly, let me state that this is a University project and was not intended for my own personal gain in any way.
Secondly, I do not want a "gay best friend" as I think that stereotype is outlived, and quite frankly boring.
And lastly, yes, a pro LGBT video. Because despite the fact that most people these days aren't homophobic, there is still a huge gap in the majority's understanding.
But thank you for your review. I appreciate your honesty.

[A Day at the Zoo Collab]

FUCK YER

[[LL] Assassins]

tfw no wiz

SavvyOverDog responds:

There was a wiz. As a BG of sorts. :3

[Dark Sauce]

"THAT'S NOT HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYED!"

Who said that, the Dark Souls "fanbase" on Reddit who have no friends?